"Who are you?"

  I had the most perfect day smoking my hookah on this fabulous mushroom!  Sadly, I was later interrupted by this strange girl who called herself Alice, well that is who she thought she was. For some reason she was all confused and couldn't keep her identity straight.  She also kept complaining about changing sizes, like I needed to hear her problems, I have my own to deal with.  But, because I am such a good caterpillar, I gave her some advice and told her to eat some of the mushroom I was sitting on.  I didn't say which side did what though, she can figure that out by herself...hopefully.